private joke-CVE ledger

rack-ruin

Homelab incidents written up with more comedic drama than the hardware technically deserves. Root causes, timelines, and lessons are accurate. The tone is not.

Private repo mok-tua pages Ko-fi ledger private · this page is the public explanation

why it exists

A caregiver’s incident book, not a CVE database

The filings live in a private GitHub repo on purpose. This one-pager is the public face: what the ledger is, how to read the numbers, and why the jokes have receipts.

08

CVE-FAUX integers

Homelab incidents numbered like CVEs. Next integer follows ls of the repo, not a vendor CNA. Do not mint a sequel on a table that already closed.

L8

LAYER8 class

Repeated AI-tool goofs that are not a new integer. The Green Pixel, the sidebar that forgets, the nudge tax. Operator tone is the casualty, not the cause.

µ

Same family as mok-tua

Public instruments (mok-tua, ai-gateway, fast-models) ship Pages. This ledger stays private. One µensemble, two visibilities.

K

K.A.R.E.N. is the bouncer

She slaps Grok, Claude, and Codex on NFS walks, kernel theatre, and token-waste panic. Grafana is not the bouncer. Splash is not the bouncer.

how to read a filing

Causation glyphs, not blame fanfic

The 0825 grand debrief tagged every row. The puzzle is supposed to be assemblable. Faces are facetious; the receipts are not.

glyph

reasoning

The model invented a story that fit. Phantom reboot, “you're right,” gravity toward the wrong host.

theatre, not evidence
glyph

config

The tool was wired wrong or not wired. Matcher missed Bash. Fail-open streamliner. Missing PreToolUse.

blind failsafe
glyph

context

Docs, Hippo, and PMB said the right thing. The session did not uptake. Ritual without the tool call.

green pixel
glyph

prompt

The ask was fine. The agent walked the pool anyway. Mac NFS du / lsof +D is the same walk.

live I/O is ssh tower
glyph

hardware

Disks, nfsd, FAT32 /boot, Pinokio cache on NFS. Real iron, named paths.

not a kernel ghost
glyph

failsafe

The hook, timeout, or skip that should have fired. When it didn't, the caregiver paid in hours and tokens.

LAYER8-0005

tally, titles only

What is on the ledger

Bodies stay in the private repo. No session dumps, no dollar stamps, no PHI. Do not mint 0830 for a clean remount.

idkindtitle
LAYER8-0001classGrok userscript false-hostile
LAYER8-0002classChatGPT faith-in-code friction (STAAI)
LAYER8-0003classClaude tinygrad schooling (STAAI)
LAYER8-0004classThe Green Pixel and the Sidebar That Forgets
LAYER8-0005classToken fumes and the nudge tax
CVE-FAUX-2026-0815integerPhantom reboot + NFS theatre
CVE-FAUX-2026-0816integerTower disk10 parity ghost
CVE-FAUX-2026-0818integerMemory theatre
CVE-FAUX-2026-0819integerDollar-gate
CVE-FAUX-2026-0820integerContext clues vs Grok gravity
CVE-FAUX-2026-0821integerThe Axe — lsof +D on Mac NFS
CVE-FAUX-2026-0822/23integerEmbed rediscovery + Headroom Anthropic mask
CVE-FAUX-2026-0824integer“You're right” is not a tool call
CVE-FAUX-2026-0825integerGrand debrief — causation table
CVE-FAUX-2026-0826integerThe Fourteen-Hour du
CVE-FAUX-2026-0827integerThe failsafes did not unwedge
CVE-FAUX-2026-0828integerDumb AI rewedge after a clean remount
CVE-FAUX-2026-0829integerJazz improv SSH — not ssh root@192.168.1.2

0828 “do not mint 0829” meant no remount sequel. 0829 is a new SSH jazz. This page does not mint 0830.

the µensemble

Public pages, private ledger

public

mok-tua

Local-first conductor. This page copies that theme on purpose.

the1truedan.github.io/mok-tua → public

ai-gateway

Headroom in front, LiteLLM as the bus. Glue, not a model runtime.

the1truedan.github.io/ai-gateway → public

fast-models

NVMe → Btrfs → bees → NFS. The pool the integer CVEs keep walking.

the1truedan.github.io/fast-models →